textbooks attempting to be racially diverse will always be the funniest thing
chow liung pao and shyniqua went to the supermarket
my genetics text book has this picture of an old white woman and a middle age white guy holding hands with a middle aged light brown skinned woman and then 6 kids; 2 white, one Asian, one black(dark), and 2 mixed.
Each family member in Figure 4.7 is unique but the younger members share a certain likeness to their parents, much more then they would an unrelated person.
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the weak links holding back our species from evolving
can we just fucking water board you please?
Literally every single one of these people needs their fucking face bashed in until it knocks some fucking sense and decency into them.
This is why people hate us Americans, because of these disgusting racist scumbags. I swear we’re not all like this.
When I first heard about the bombing my first thought was “please let it be a white christian dude” because I knew shit like this was going to happen. The Muslim community has suffered far to much because of extremists. The terror plot in Canada that was stopped before anyone was hurt was stopped because the head of a mosque reported it. Muslim people don’t wan’t dead Americans, terrorists do. The two are not synonymous.
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Today I asked a girl in my class for advil and she looked up at me sadly and passed me an inter bottle of midol and told me to give it back by the end of the day.
She speaks the language of our people and that language is suffering.
why do i do this to my self
a support group for people who began using popular slang ironically but now cannot stop
I feel you brosky
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“I DON’T SHIP IT” I yell as they kiss becoming cannon on the very last page
I JUST REALIZED THAT THE DIVISION SIGN IS TWO DOTS DIVIDED BY A LINE

Reblog if you like cupcakes or you’ve killed someone
This one time I wore a Doctor Who shirt to school and this random guy said “I like your shirt” and went for a high five but i thought he was going for a hug so I hugged him. Now every time I see him in the hall I telepathically tell him I’m sorry.
Have you ever just looked at your about page on Facebook and cringed because of all the stupid shit you thought was 5 years ago.
Whenever I get a new student in one of my classes I start warring fandom shirts and making references. I start watching my favorite shows on my phone hoping they will see it over my shoulder. This is how I make friends. I have problems.
ohana means family and family means shut the fucking door when you leave my room or i’ll fucking stab you this is the last fucking chance you little shit
You don’t have a door to your room Seren. I am finding it hard to believe #you can relate
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I like eating two-bite brownies in more then two bites.
#rebel

