or maybe if tukson bought out from dust til dawn’s books he would’ve had everything mercury and emerald asked for, thus forcing the two of them to leave when they failed to create a sinister analogy to set the mood
i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance
One time I kept asking my sister to get me water and after the 5th time she got mad and filled an empty magnum vodka bottle with water and I have been using it ever since.
Well after about a week my mum decide to have a chat with me.
"You know I’m okay with you drinking but that is your third bottle this week"
She thought every time I refilled it I had gotten a new bottle.
don’t worry I got ur back buddy
A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.
you’ve got to be kidding me
ok but all the Red vs Blue and RWBY characters sharing a dreamscape with all the other characters who share their VA and their VA
Jaune constantly wakes up from nightmares about the horrible things Felix has done and constantly fears being like him
Pyrrha developing a slight aversion (I would say fear but Pyrrha is stronger than that) to fire because of Carolina’s nightmares about Sigma
Yang feeling the need to wake up and do something awesome because she doesn’t want to be a fucking nerd like Jensen
ok but imagine RvB genderbent
York as a woman with a badass scar and going “Oh yeah dudes totally dig scars”
Maine being a fucking tank and everyone at first underestimating her cause she’s a girl and then suddenly they’re on their ass with like ten broken bones
All the female freelancers yelling “cock fight” whenever Carolina and Tex walk into the same room cause now they’re dudes
I just wow I really want to see all the male freelancers as girls
Grif being a fat girl who flips people off and burps whenever they tell her to be more lady like
Tucker constantly making men feel uncomfortable by hitting on them in very crude ways
Sarge being a gruff old southern lady who takes no shit