textbooks attempting to be racially diverse will always be the funniest thing
chow liung pao and shyniqua went to the supermarket
my genetics text book has this picture of an old white woman and a middle age white guy holding hands with a middle aged light brown skinned woman and then 6 kids; 2 white, one Asian, one black(dark), and 2 mixed.
Each family member in Figure 4.7 is unique but the younger members share a certain likeness to their parents, much more then they would an unrelated person.
Today I asked a girl in my class for advil and she looked up at me sadly and passed me an inter bottle of midol and told me to give it back by the end of the day.
She speaks the language of our people and that language is suffering.
why do i do this to my self
“I DON’T SHIP IT” I yell as they kiss becoming cannon on the very last page
I JUST REALIZED THAT THE DIVISION SIGN IS TWO DOTS DIVIDED BY A LINE
Reblog if you like cupcakes or you’ve killed someone
This one time I wore a Doctor Who shirt to school and this random guy said “I like your shirt” and went for a high five but i thought he was going for a hug so I hugged him. Now every time I see him in the hall I telepathically tell him I’m sorry.
Have you ever just looked at your about page on Facebook and cringed because of all the stupid shit you thought was 5 years ago.
Whenever I get a new student in one of my classes I start warring fandom shirts and making references. I start watching my favorite shows on my phone hoping they will see it over my shoulder. This is how I make friends. I have problems.