11:17am July 31, 2014


or maybe if tukson bought out from dust til dawn’s books he would’ve had everything mercury and emerald asked for, thus forcing the two of them to leave when they failed to create a sinister analogy to set the mood

also if you’ve never seen the back at it again at krispy kreme vine you’ve never lived

10:36am July 31, 2014


The Simplest Solution to Batman v. Superman is a place with ComicsVideos and ArticlesGo there!

9:25am July 31, 2014
7:27am July 29, 2014


I’m not racist but [throws a dart at a map] lithuanians don’t know shit about [spins a big wheel] creating lasting memories during early childhood?

4:29pm July 28, 2014






"It’s mildly breezy outside."

3:23pm July 28, 2014




god bless

or as we call it in the usa, cornhole


the trials of a Canadian in a hoodie

3:18pm July 28, 2014


i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance

One time I kept asking my sister to get me water and after the 5th time she got mad and filled an empty magnum vodka bottle with water and I have been using it ever since.
Well after about a week my mum decide to have a chat with me.
"You know I’m okay with you drinking but that is your third bottle this week"
She thought every time I refilled it I had gotten a new bottle.

3:09pm July 28, 2014


so has this been done before or

2:39pm July 28, 2014
Anonymous asked: So the poker posts were already really funny, but I'm sorry it's just. When I read that they were waving their weapons at each other, I was stuck on Mercury & how the heck is he gonna wave his weapons around when their his boots. SO I GOT THE MENTAL IMAGE OF HIM STANDING ON HIS HANDS WITH HIS LEGS IN THE AIR & POINTING A FOOT AT EACH OF THEM. AND IT'S JUST A REALLY FUNNY MENTAL IMAGE OKAY? I'm sorry I'm tired & I'm crying a little Ineed to lay down.


don’t worry I got ur back buddy

8:12am July 28, 2014
6:36pm July 27, 2014



A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me

6:03pm July 27, 2014

Quality RWBY fanart.


Quality RWBY fanart.

6:02pm July 27, 2014




ok but all the Red vs Blue and RWBY characters sharing a dreamscape with all the other characters who share their VA and their VA

Jaune constantly wakes up from nightmares about the horrible things Felix has done and constantly fears being like him

Pyrrha developing a slight aversion (I would say fear but Pyrrha is stronger than that) to fire because of Carolina’s nightmares about Sigma

Yang feeling the need to wake up and do something awesome because she doesn’t want to be a fucking nerd like Jensen

5:42pm July 27, 2014


Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

7:48am July 27, 2014



ok but imagine RvB genderbent

York as a woman with a badass scar and going “Oh yeah dudes totally dig scars”

Maine being a fucking tank and everyone at first underestimating her cause she’s a girl and then suddenly they’re on their ass with like ten broken bones

All the female freelancers yelling “cock fight” whenever Carolina and Tex walk into the same room cause now they’re dudes

I just wow I really want to see all the male freelancers as girls

Grif being a fat girl who flips people off and burps whenever they tell her to be more lady like
Tucker constantly making men feel uncomfortable by hitting on them in very crude ways
Sarge being a gruff old southern lady who takes no shit